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Inside The Actors Studio - Cast of Glee: Lea Michele, Chris Colfer, Jane Lynch, Cory Monteith, Matthew Morrison, and Ryan Murphy 

 (Audio Snippet) The Questionnaire part of the show! 

What is your favorite word?

Matt: Conundrum.
Jane: Chimichanga.
Cory: Literally.
Lea: Joyously.
Chris: Reciprocate.
Ryan: Yes.

What is your least favorite word?

Matt: Boring.
Jane: Fecal.
Cory: Hmm..I don’t know..ask [Lea]!
Lea: Delay.
Chris: Rehearsal.
Ryan: Turnaround.

What turns you on?

Matt: Eye contact.
Jane: First cup of coffee of the day.
Cory: People who are passionate, inspired.
Lea: Food.
Chris: Controlled danger.
Ryan: [couldn’t make it out, sorry!]

What turns you off?

Matt: I’ll steal Jane’s…fecal.
Jane: Contempt prior to investigation.
Cory: Ignorance or bigotry.
Lea: Laziness.
Chris: Um, I was going to say ‘ignorance,’ but I’ll say call times. Early morning call times.
Ryan: Prejudice.

What sound or noise do you love?

Matt: Waterfall.
Jane: Live guitar.
Cory: Loud music.
Lea: I love when you go see a Broadway show and they click your ticket and it goes, di-ding!
Chris: Chimes in the wind.
Ryan: Dogs snoring.

What sound or noise do you hate?

Matt: The sound of rats.
Jane: My phone ringing.
Cory: People who talk too loud.
Lea: My alarm clock in the morning.
Chris: Sirens.
Ryan: The noise that trash trucks make.

What’s your favorite curse word?

Matt: Mutha-fucka! …Bitch, slut.
Jane: Fuckaduck.
Cory: Fuck?
Lea: Fucking asshole.
Chris: I love when people have uncontrollable Tourette’s, you know, like — SHIT.
Ryan: Fuck.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Matt: Gynecologist.
Jane: Barista.
Cory: Airline pilot.
Lea: Chef.
Chris: A Disney Imagineer.
Ryan: A landscape architect.

What profession would you absolutely not like to attempt?

Matt: The dean of a school.
Jane: Commissioned telemarketing.
Cory: Accountant.
Lea: Well unless [Cory was] my pilot, I would say flight attendant.
Chris: Septic tank repairman.
Ryan: Exterminator.

If Heaven exists what would like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Matt: “Matthew, your grandparents are right over there and they made you a Jack and ginger.”
Jane: “Good girl, woof!”
Cory: “Sorry I haven’t been around — there’s a good explanation.”
Lea: I would want my grandpa to say to me, “Ya dun good, kid.”
Chris: “Don’t listen to them — you get to come in too.”
Ryan: I can’t top that. “You did good. You did good.”